Emma the hugger

mommy: "Emma! Brandon! Look at the camera! (thinks: "for once, both babies look good! Emma's hair is nicely curled in, no stains on shirt)"
Brandon: Yes, mommy?
Emma: looks at Brandon..hmmm

Emma: "oooh..Pic-sha tam pic-sha tam ( Picture time)!!"

Brandon: this can't be a good thing.

Emma: "Look mom! Mom! Hug! Hug Hug em!!"
Mommy: "Emma! Be Gentle! Be nice! EMMA!"

Brandon: no words, just wails.
Emma: "em pic-sha all done. Em pic-sha all done"

Brandon: still wailing...
Mommy: "see, Emma? We have to be gentle with em. That hug was nice, but em didn't like being shoved to the ground."
Emma's little insolent face: PRICELESS. No words necessary.

Brandon's bugged out eyes: save me PLEASE.