Emma & Brandon are such fun, energetic little people, and they say and do the funniest things as well.
From last September, a 4-year old Emma started preschool. Picture day arrives 3 days into the school year, but we took a vacation to Hawaii, so emma missed that picture day. Make-up photos were a week after, where Emma was the only one to take photos (so no support system). I told her, Emma, you need to smile, ok? So we practiced and practiced. "Say Cheese! Smile!" Then I offered the ultimate incentive - I'll give her candy at the end of the day, if she smiled for her school picture.
When I got home from work, I asked: Emma, did you smile?
Emma: I didn't feel like smiling. I don't want candy.
Two weeks later...

(* will post as time & inspiration lends themselves to me!)